why is the entire world not investing in this
this is such a good investment why the fuck
guys this is good idea
omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes
…..HOLY SHIT
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
WE COULD ALL FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER
HOLY SHIT BALLS
O_O
(Source: videohall, via goldenswallowtail)
i’m so sad because i made this picture and i’ve been waiting to use it but the moment’s never come up:
what is his other hand doing? someone please photoshop some shopping bags or like a birkin or something.
(via areyoutryingtodeduceme)
DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
Sometimes I realize it while standing.
Sometimes I realize it while staring through your window.
(via queenofzombies)
DON’T LET YOUR FRIENDS MANIPULATE YOU
Let bacon manipulate you.
Bacon can manipulate me anytime.
some guy murdered a man then cut the feet off the dead body and sent it to the conservative party of canada????
ALSO (this is an edition to a text post i made few hours a go)
they found the headless torso of the corpse stuffed inside a suitcase
and that there are still body parts in the mail that haven’t been intercepted yet
and that the guy who did it
is known for video taping himself slaughtering kittens
i heard all this on cbc btw i wanted to vom after so i thought you should know too
wtf canada
and here I thought nothing happens in Canada.
